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The Adventures of Merryl and Delores

Episode One - Why did Merryl and Delores cross the road?

MERRYL AND DELORES HAVE LANDED IN A FIELD

Merryl: Well Delores, this certainly is a strange looking place, don't you think?
Delores: Cluck.
Merryl: You're not wrong there.
AHEAD THERE IS A GROUP OF COWS
Merryl: Hello earthlings, we come in peace.
Cow: Moooooooooo.
Delores: Cluck.
Cow: Moooooooooo.
Delores: Cluck.
Cow: Moooooooooo.
Delores: Cluck, cluck.
Merryl: Thank goodness I have you with me Delores, you're such a good communicator.
Delores: Cluck.
Merryl: Good idea Delores, let's go. Thanks for the directions earthling!
Cow: Moooooooooo.
MERRYL AND DELORES HEAD TO THE EDGE OF THE FIELD AND JUMP THE FENCE - THEY ARE CONFRONTED WITH A ROAD.
Delores: Cluck.
Merryl: Why do we need to cross the road Delores?
Delores: Cluck.
Merryl: Oh, right. Thanks for clearing that up.
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD IS A SMALL RED AND WHITE BUILDING.
Merryl: What do you think this place is?
Delores: Cluck.
Merryl: Yes, but what does KFC mean?
Delores: Cluck.
Merryl: Kentucky Fried what???????? MOTHERCLUCKERS!!! Let's get out of here!!!!!

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